I lie a lot - it's really useful.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

A pear should come to the table popped with juice, Ripened in warmth and served in warmth. On termsLike these, autumn beguiles the fatalist.

Once you talk to your brain and emotions, thus how is going to respond.

Existential depression has always annoyed me

Noah and his family were the only loyal and obedient subjects to the legal power: they alone were saved.

All originality and no plagiarism makes for dull preaching.

Worry pretends to be necessary but serves no useful purpose

I am the last leaf on the tree, and the wind is blowing.

Forget about what you used to do. Don't make those same mistakes again. Everybody says, "Oh the good old days" - the good old days are right this second! This moment controls the next moment.

I'd lean more toward werewolves. Wolves are cool.

Little chickie la la, isn’t dumb enough to fall for that, guys. (Tabitha)