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Steven Wright Quotes: I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things.
         

I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things.


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I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things.
         



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