I like a pickled cucumber. A regular cucumber I'm not so interested in.

Yeah but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could they didn't stop to think if they should.

Oh yeah, oohing and ahhing, that's how it always starts, but later there's the running and screaming.

It's best not to stare at the sun during an eclipse.

He was a great man. And he was also me.

No matter how you travel, it's still you going.

I, uh, don't think I'm, y'know, so different than your average, y'know, average.

No. I'm simply saying that life, uh, finds a way.

There is a fine line between passion and gas.

My life has been transformed by great teachers all the way.

I love both puppies and kitties. I could just scrunch up their little faces!

I let myself have feelings for you despite not knowing how this would end.

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

I spend too much time on the Internet. But I do love knitting. Actually, I do more knitting when I'm working.

I really learned to sing in church, I think, really with emotion.

Hoke Moseley is a magnificently battered hero. Willeford brings him to us lean and hard and brand-new.

Whatever come we have to meet it.

The concept of genius as akin to madness has been carefully cultivated by the inferiority complex of the public.

I'll go to church with anyone who's willing to smoke pot and look through a telescope with me.

I can feel it in my bones: I'm gonna spend my whole life alone.