I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.

History has been written, but it has not always been right or complete.

Esteem for the army - never in this country regarded, in the continental manner, as a popular expression of the national will - implies a kind of innocence.

Not to fear a person with power--to profess, instead, one's love--is to deny that that person has power.

I feel lucky to be in whatever I'm in. I feel lucky to be working.

Oh, Christ! it is a goodly sight to see What Heaven hath done for this delicious land!

Even if I were certain that the world would end tomorrow, I would plant a tree this very day

The most painful thing for me is to be misunderstood.

Daniel Day-Lewis is one of the greatest actors of our age; he's like Olivier. He's one of those people who can take you into a place where no one else can take you.

For as the old saying is, When house and land are gone and spent Then learning is most excellent.

I always had a dream to someday own an NBA team.