I, like all artists in Western cultures, am a shaman...come in the guise of a comic...to heal perception by using...'jokes'.

Don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.

Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.

I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.

I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.

It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.

It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom.

Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.

I am a misanthropic humanist... Do I like people? They're great, IN THEORY.

For a long while she only looked at him ... as if she didn't want to interrupt the beautiful moment with words.

We cannot inherit Christianity . . . God has no grandchildren.

The evangelistic ministry is a fight, not a frolic.

He maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.

Any of us will put out more and better ideas if our efforts are appreciated.

You can still achieve certain things through effort, struggle, determination, and sheer hard work or cunning. But there is no joy in such endeavor, and it invariably ends in some form of suffering.

I hear you. I just don't believe a word you say.

The French people recognizes the Supreme Being and the immortality of the soul. The first day of every month is to be dedicated to the eternal.

The more seriously we work on our own imperfections, the less we are judgemental of the imperfections of others.

Equality is the share of every one at their advent upon earth, and equality is also theirs when placed beneath it.