I like any dog that makes me look good when it stands next to me.

To me, love has always meant friendship.

I'm not a great actress, and I never thought I was. But I happen to have something the public likes.

Men like me because I dont wear a brassiere. Women like me because I dont look like a girl who would steal a husband. At least not for long.

Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.

No one ever expects a great lay to pay all the bills.

Don't give me books for Christmas; I already have a book.

I wasn't born an actress, you know. Events made me one.

There is a God, even in Hollywood.

I like to wake up each morning felling a new man.

Politics? Ha! You couldn't get into politics. You couldn't get in anywhere. You couldn't even get in the men's room at the Astor!

Memories, good and bad, can be used to help us heal if we don’t let ourselves be mired down in them.

God never denied that soul anything that went as far as heaven to ask it.

The corruption of people is to behave in an inhuman way.

"Subterranean Homesick Blues" [of Bob Dylan] captures, in word-salad format, life in an encroaching police state.

The Mets has come along slow, but fast!

Sleep is over rated, then again so is being awake.

I didn't have any concept of Trainspotting being published. It was a selfish act. I did it for myself.

I am a person. I am not a soap opera. There is never going to be a next [tabloid] installment about my life because my own stuff is my own stuff.

Taking steps is easy Standing still is hard... Everything is different The second time around.

To hell with the Constitution when people want coal!