I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.

It's much more entertaining to live books than to write them.

I hate television. I hate the internet. I hate cell phones. I hate cameras. I hate everything that destroys creativity.

Love is seldom—almost never—an even proposition. Someone always loves more.

The song is ended, but the melody lingers on.

It wasn't my tennis that made me lose, it was a lot of different things going on, high drama, high emotion.

Maybe if we sit out for the next few years and let Clint Eastwood get a little experience, he's going to be a good director.

I feel my life has more meaning because I am responsible for another life, although I don't have control over what Lucian - my son - is going to do. He's definitely going to carve his own way.

Me and Jesus got our own thing going on. We don't need anybody to tell us what it's all about.

Doom is dark and deeper than any sea-dingle.