I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do.

When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.

The greatest thing about having a child is putting yourself second in your own life. It's a massive gift to be able to say you're not the most important person to yourself.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

I have a lot of beliefs... and I live by none of them...

My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core!

When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out.

Everything is amazing and nobody is happy

What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.

Lord, make me nowAs happy as the field.With flowers enriched...

I am a part of all I have read.

Write from the heart. A book without a pulse is like a person without a spirit." Linda Radke, President of Five Star Publications

Don't spin your wheels and stress. Take a deep breath, center yourself and make a plan.

...I'd have cheerfully thrown Her Majesty and her hundred pounds of baggage to the curb, but that wasn't mature. ~Cat on Annette

He who knows himself is enlightened.

The world had taken a deep breath and was having doubts about continuing to revolve.

A poor but humble man who gives nothing to charity is preferrable to a rich but haughty man who does.

Anybody that believes that Adrian Grenier's name is really Vince should probably watch less TV.

American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.