I like characters that are fragile and a little bit on the edge .

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

Can a man change the stars?" "Yes William. If he believes enough, a man can do anything!

There's always a period of curious fear between the first sweet-smelling breeze and the time when the rain comes cracking down.

The place where I am is always my favorite place.

Our message and methodology have changed, do change, and must change if we are faithful to the ongoing and unchanging mission of Jesus Christ.

Less money for retirees means less purchasing power means less economic growth overall. It's a big problem.

He had learned long ago that, in general, the easier it was for anxious patients to reach him, the less likely they were to call. (107)

If it's a despot you would dethrone, see first that his throne erected within you is destroyed.

He can love the shape of human beings, the fine and twisted shapes of the heart. It is good to have among us such men, such balancing monsters of love.

Laws: We know what they are, and what they are worth! They are spider webs for the rich and mighty, steel chains for the poor and weak, fishing nets in the hands of government.

It's starting to feel good, although I don't like feeling too good - that's not where my comedy comes from.