I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

Not all things that fall down break. Some develop wings.

The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.

I'm rarely rude except accidentally, and that doesn't really count...

In a world like this one, only the random makes sense.

God is busy making you someone no one else has ever been.

It was calling me, that button," he offered as his excuse. "I couldn't resist." -MULCH DIGGUMS ON A HIGHLY PRESS-ABLE BUTTON-

Smile sometimes when things aren't going well, and maybe realize when they aren't going well, they are.

We are like flowers always reaching up towards some shred of light. I find this wondrous, nearly magical, certainly brave.

The greedy one gathered all the cherries, while the simple one tasted all the cherries in one.

All makers must leave room for acts of the spirit.