I like doing things I haven't learnt about yet. I've always been interested in art, and I love doing art.

I'm an armchair kind of guy, especially when it's raining, which it always is and always will be.

The outfits come and go but there is a constant that I like about the catwalk model: the snotty expression.

If you want to be happy for a short time, get drunk happy for a long time, fall in love; happy forever, take up gardening.

My eyebrows could do with a trim.

Don Quixote's 'Delusions' is an excellent read - far better than my own forthcoming travel book, 'Walking Backwards Across Tuscany.'

I see my large nose, like half an avocado. I broke it falling downstairs when I was six, and it now resembles a large blob of play-dough.

It is more interesting to be compared to someone famous, because it lets you gauge what perceptions people have about your appearance.

An uninspiring canvas becomes a glamorous masterpiece when it is reattributed to a better-known artist.

The moon puts on an elegant show, different every time in shape, colour and nuance.

Reading the play at home, however fulfilling, can never be the vivacious experience that Shakespeare intended.

Cosmic Ordering is absent in body but present in spirit.

Truth be told, many couples spend more time planning the wedding and the honeymoon than they do preparing for the marriage.

A person in such a hurry seldom gets good results

My love and anger are in deep conversation these days, teaching and learning from one another. I'm doing my best to stay open to all of it.I’m curious to see what love does with all my anger.

To a great extent in spiritual things we get what we expect of the Lord. Faith alone can bring us to see Jesus.

If you consume animal derived foods or use other animal derived products you are by no stretch of the imagination an "environmentalist." You are a rank hypocrite.

TRUTHFUL, adj. Dumb and illiterate.

I don’t want to go to school and learn solemn things. I don’t want to be a man.

Bad news is just an excuse.

Did you bring me a rat?" "He has no time for rats, George." "No time for rats? That's just sad.