I like driving; I don't drive since I live in New York. I don't have an opportunity to drive, like, ever.

The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons ... were the fatties.

I had great difficulty in school interacting with others, and I took refuge in the contrived setting of play acting, which is what I still do.

I grew up in a secular suburban Jewish household where we only observed the religion on very specific times like a funeral or a Bar Mitzvah.

Every character I play has to be the hero of his own story, the way we're all heroes of our own lives.

I have an iPad and I watch three things: 'The Daily Show,' '60 Minutes,' and 'Meet the Press.'

No compliment is ever sufficient and every insult, of course, is true.

I have one female fan. But she lives with me. I'm not aware of any others.

Society will decide after the technology is created what we will and won't accept.

The happiest moments for me, creatively, are doing readings of a play around a table where there's no audience.

People ask me what my hobbies are in interviews, and I always say biking. But all I bike for is to get to rehearsal more quickly.

But inside loss there can be gain, too, like the small silver spider Bela had discovered one dewy morning, curled asleep at the center of a rose.

As we've come to realize, the idea that security starts and ends with the purchase of a prepackaged firewall is simply misguided

You look like a hot tamale.”“That’s not really a compliment.

When nobody is on your side never forget that GOD is always by your side.

Fortune provides a man's table with luxuries, virtue with only a frugal meal.

Too much down time makes us miss home.

I've found that I can only change how I act if I stay aware of my beliefs and assumptions. Thoughts always reveal themselves in behavior.

It scares me when the Europeans demand more and more democracy. It sounds like times past, when people here demanded more and more socialism.

Feeling sympathy and searching for explanations isn't the same as believing that the violence is justified.

When enlightened people are so poor that they cannot help others, if they speak a word to awaken the confused or to resolve a problem, there is also boundless merit in that.