I like films that are so funny, dramatic and lifelike simultaneously, that you are laughing and cringing simultaneously all throughout the film.

I used to think I was a little unstable, and then I met every girl I've ever dated.

Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have "plans.

What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.

The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.

Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream

Dopamine is a chemical released in your brain and your body when you sleep that paralyzes your body so you don't act out your dreams.

The one thing you're most reluctant to tell. That's where the comedy is.

I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her whole family at the reception.

Creepy people do the things that decent people want to do, but have decided are not a great idea.

It was a hard name having growing up as a child. Some kids would call me names like "Birbiglebug" and "Birbibliography" and "Faggot". Some were more clever than others.

Integrity is congruence between what you know, what you profess, and what you do.

Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes.

I think that the mythology of Van Gogh's life, and the beauty of his paintings, is unstoppable.

Memory is redundant: it repeats signs so that the city can begin to exist.

In a way, I'm not at all jaded, and still enjoy so much what I do. It's a good trick.

The American people think the government in Washington is too big. That it spends too much. And - and that it's totally out of control. They want something done about it.

Luckily I am very, very privileged and feel very lucky to be getting work and my kiddies are not feeling the brunt of any kind of horror that's going on today. So I'm super lucky.

people commit suicide for only one reason - to escape torment.

I always thought records were there to be broken.

The best work we can all do is create the highest vision possible for our lives and be led by that vision to the greatest good.