I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.

Messi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he's still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot... Then we would have serious problems!

We usually say that you cannot become a legend before death. But I am a living legend

He's a lucky guy Cristiano, he always gets first row tickets to see Messi win his awards.

Arsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more - Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?

Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin

I like being the one who makes a difference. On the pitch, I always try to create a special situation.

Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn't do auditions

I think I'm like wine. The older I get, the better I get.

Wherever I go people recognize me, call my name, cheer for me. But there are names no one cares to remember, that no one cheers for: the 805 million people suffering from hunger in the world today.

I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.

Some artists are normal people who just happen to make things because we can't figure out how in the hell to communicate with people.

If you can imagine a thing, conjure it up in space then you can make it... The universe is real but you can't see it. You have to imagine it. Then you can be realistic about reproducing it.

I want people to know that there is nothing more badass than being yourself.

The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.

Writing for me is a kind of compulsion, so I don't think anyone could have made me do it, or prevented me from doing it.

I can write a story in working-class Stockholm Swedish, but I'm not going to assume I can perform the same feat with Cockney. I'll focus on adventures in story, themes and structure instead.

Wonder Woman is lame. She flies around in an invisible jet, but she's not invisible. I don't get it.

Christ's resurrection doesn't mean escaping from the world; it means mission to the world based on Jesus's lordship over the world.

If your mind is at work, we're in danger of reproducing another cliche. If we can keep our minds out of it and our thoughts out of it, maybe we'll come up with something original.

You can always find a distraction if you're looking for one.