I like going to France, because no one knows who I am.

As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

I used to dress up and impersonate our next-door neighbor, Miss Cox. She wore rubber boots, a wool hat, and her nose always dripped.

I don't see myself as a stand-up comic doing cynical, mean-spirited or disrespectful stuff. I'm very aware that I don't like to disrespect people too much.

As you get older, you realize it's work. It's that fine line between love and companionship. But passionate love? I'd love to know how to make that last.

As soon as you find the key to success, somebody always changes the lock.

It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.

I love John Waters. There's stuff in it that's beyond the boundaries of my taste, but his movies have always been like that.

I loved the late Gilda Radner. I love Carol Burnett and Lily Tomlin.

I've never looked ahead very much in my life. I've never had any grand plan from the outset. I had no burning ambition to do what I do

I think serial monogamy says it all.

Without knowing failure how can we know success?

Men love it. They have a sense of humor, whereas a lot of women are threatened or just don't get it.

'Chef' doesn't mean that you're the best cook, it simply means 'boss.'

The greatness of the Raiders lies in their future.

You can leave a kid alone and it will learn to fend for itself, how to work the remote, a tin opener, and the microwave. I see the holidays as a chance for kids to learn self-sufficiency.

I don't choose stay in the state of sadness, any more than I would choose to stay in a room with the smoke alarm going off.

When we look at life from the top of the mountain, there is no limitation

I have known only one way of carrying on missionary work, viz., by personal example and discussion with searchers for knowledge.

As we are, so we do; and as we do, so is it done to us; we are the builders of our fortunes.

The key is to keep improving. I'm not there yet. I know I have to keep trying to improve and keep trying to get faster.