I like gross generalizations...I also like disgusting specifics!

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

Anyone can spin a victory, it's a total loss that demands creativity

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it?

Patience is learning to take a deep breath while you’re exhaling

If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway

Y'know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy

An alibi is one alliterative consonant short of being a magic carpet

Target your random acts of kindness, to keep a tally of who owes what

I have learned all kinds of things from my many mistakes. The one thing I never learn is to stop making them.

The passion of God is to restore and reclaim the whole earth

Holy shit! Can we say unstable? Was I the only sane one around here? Well, I guess that really wasn’t setting the standard very high." -Ember, Darkness Of Light

It was said that the gods favored fools because they were entertaining to watch.

I'm very happy. I like my work and the various aspects of it - going around the world, teaching the gospel according to St. Albert.

A leader should not be a man who arbitrarily imported his own ideas but the essential focal point for a group of people who trusted one another and worked for a common aim.

The difference between the more traditional sports clubs and Congress is that Congress doesn't really compete against another team.

A concept is stronger than a fact.

If the incentives are aligned right - towards better preservation and restoration of nature and natural resources - then you'll see a tremendous amount of activity in that direction.

I've met so many fans over the years and some have actually become friends of mine and I actually look forward to sharing my stories.