I like helping people achieve their dreams just like people helped me.

I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most.

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short.

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself.

Latins for Republicans. It's like roaches for Raid.

Independent film is for actors that love to act.

It takes time to understand yourself, to go inside yourself and to question yourself and really take yourself to task. That's self-expression.

Is there a God? Yeah, but there's not just one God. There's a whole lot of gods, because one God couldn't have possibly made so many mistakes all by Himself. This had to be done by committee.

I love life, and I embrace every minute of it.

You know, I am kind of a bi-polarish schitzerphrenic. I run the gamut of being incredibly shy and withdrawn to being a crazy-eccentric exhibitionist. And I have always been like that.

Marriage is wild. I thought it was this perfect land of happiness and joy. Wrong! After you say you do, you don't for a long time.

The only thing that comes to those who wait is leftovers.

Rich men have dreams. Poor men die to make them come true.

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HE ISN’T ABUSIVE BECAUSE HE IS ANGRY

One cubic centimeter cures ten gloomy sentiments.

No person who can read is ever successful at cleaning out an attic.

Even if one glimpses God, there are cuts and splinters and burns along the way.

I don't know what would happen in a Trump administration, as far as how he would behave.

I play bad golf for good charities like the LA Police.

And as long as people want to hear me sing, I don't know why I'd retire.