I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

He who disagrees with you could be correct whilst he who cheers you on could be making a mistake. Ponder.

...It’s the beauty of this world, that is so alive that if we see properly, we’d know that heaven is no different than our Planet Earth, which is cared by our Mother Nature. It’s so beautiful…

Individuals who frequently read fiction seem to be better able to understand other people, empathize with them and see the world from their perspective.

Life is a daring faith.

When the rain finally abates, I decide to wait out the night instead of trying to climb in the dark.

Is the love you have for me, and the feelings I have for you forever parallel, with no chance of intersecting?

I smelled war on the horizon, with more deaths and trouble to come" Bombing of the Twin TowersFrom Rape of a Nation by Sara Niles

We must look to Mary's example to know how to deal with the glorious impossibilities of God. Look how she turned the world upside down by making one simple statement.

Growing old is an emotion which comes over us at almost any age; I had it myself between the ages of 25 and 30.

A pittifull mother makes a scald head.