I like singing in the street, so if you saw a little Indian kid walking on the street singing loudly, that was probably me.

I learned the hula, so now I know how to shake my booty Hawaiian style.

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

I didn't know people had that much water in them!

I just wanted to sing on TV.

Thank you! Welcome to the Universe of Sanjaya!

How can you look at this and not see it as the symbol for the self-referencing nature of progressive evolution.

I can't tell you. I would say that if I did, I would have to kill you, but that wouldn't be polite.

I hope she saw the passion, and no need to tell Mark Anthony about it.

I would have Simon Cowell sing 'Shiny Happy People' by R.E.M. just to show his true personality.

Let's give them something to talk about, other than hair.

To be disciplined is to follow in a good way. To be self disciplined is to follow in a better way.

Learn to write by writing

Without risk, there can be no growth.

He who sells what isn't his'n, must buy it back or go to pris'n.

Life is a disease; and the only difference between on man and another is the stage of the disease at which he lives.

I have read all my novels that were translated into English. Reading my novels is enjoyable because I forget almost all the content in them.

If you don't feel that you haven't read enough, you haven't read enough.

Too exact, and studious of similitude rather than of beauty. [Lat., Nimis in veritate, et similitudinis quam pulchritudinis amantior.]

To toy with something is to manipulate it, to try it out within sets of contexts none of which is determinate.

You know, there's that silly saying 'We're born alone and we die alone' -it's nonsense. We're surrounded at birth and surrounded at death. It is in between that we're alone.