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Jerry Seinfeld Quotes: I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge.
         

I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge.


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