I like talking to a brick wall- it's the only thing in the world that never contradicts me!

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

I want to say that at various points in your marriage, may it last forever, you will look at this person and feel only rage.

He realized that it wouldn’t be much longer before the trees picked themselves up and migrated to the warmer south, leaving their dead, leafless brothers behind.

Passion makes every detail important.

You've gut to git up airly Ef you want to take in God.

Alzheimer's caregivers are heroes.

Is your perception of 'I Heard It Through the Grapevine' so shallow that it's violated by dancing raisins?

It is horrific even to think that there are children, victims of abortion, who will never see the light of day

Each man has his own vocation; his talent is his call. There is one direction in which all space is open to him.

When I left, after my divorce, when I left Oklahoma, I never looked back. It was the future. It was looking forward from then on.

I have a job to do, I have a wife and child to take care of. So I don't pay attention to things that I don't know anything about. I've got my own situation to deal with.