I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.

God finally caught his eye.

Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.

You've heard of people living in a fool's paradise? Well, Leonora has a duplex there.

At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.

There was laughter in the back of the theater, leading to the belief that someone was telling jokes back there.

You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause!

The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.

Satire is what closes Saturday night.

When I was born I owed twelve dollars.

Satire is what closes on Saturday night.

Don't you find it a beautiful clean thought, a world empty of people, just uninterrupted grass, and a hare sitting up?

The measure of your faith is the measure of the pain you can endure.

The man who glories in his luck may be overthrown by destiny.

The only serious question in life is whether to kill yourself or not.

Do not lose hope in what the universe has placed you here to do.

Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones,unless the house is on fire.

Satire is tragedy plus time.

The arrangement bore the same relation to actual finance as fantasy football bears to the NFL.

The problems facing humanity today are spiritual problems, and they can only be solved by taking a long, hard look at what it is we all believe.

Obviously, I haven't really progressed that much at my craft.