I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one.

I shoot fantasy. If you want reality, ride the bus

My pictures are about getting as far away from reality as possible. Dreams should be part of our everyday life.

If you want reality take the bus.

People say photographs don't lie, mine do.

I think we're in a post-pornographic time and nothing seems shocking, but everything remains carnal no matter what you do.

Prostitutes go to heaven. It's their clients that go to hell.

I wanted it to provide an escape route, I wanted to make pictures that were fantastic and took you into another world, one that was brighter. I started off with this idea.

I'm a photographer, period. I love photography, the immediacy of it. I like the craft, the idea of saying 'I'm a photographer.'

I didn’t see any difference between being a photographer or being an artist. I didn’t make those boundaries. If someone wants to think it’s art, that’s great, but I’ll let history decide.

I have no interest in being famous. I just want to make famous photographs.

You are a beautiful flower of love in the endless wilderness of time.

Redemption just means you just make a change in your life and you try to do right, versus what you were doing, which was wrong.

Science fiction is an amazing literature: plot elements that you would think would be completely worn out by now keep changing into surprising new forms.

If you think your work is ultimately about a paycheck, then that will affect the quality of your work as well as the quality of your own life.

Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word 'fart' makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there's nothing funnier.

The primary function of government is to protect the minority of the opulent from the majority of the poor.

Business only has two functions - innovation and marketing.

I think of a writer as a river: you reflect what passes before you.

He's writing what I'm singing, and I'm writing what he's playing.

I prefer software where kids build something and run into problems they have to solve.