I like the English. They have the most rigid code if immorality in the world.

The English are polite by telling lies. The Americans are polite by telling the truth.

With sociology one can do anything and call it work

I've often thought that my scruples about stealing books were the only thing that stood in the way of my being a really great scholar.

Culture is a way of coping with the world by defining it in detail.

You Liberals think that goats are just sheep from broken homes.

Here we have a saying: a good friend is someone who visits you when you are in prison. But a really good friend is someone who comes to hear your lectures.

If God had been a liberal, we wouldn't have had the Ten Commandments - we'd have the Ten Suggestions.

English history is all about men liking their fathers, and American history is all about men hating their fathers and trying to burn down everything they ever did.

On many American campuses the only qualification for admission was the ability actually to find the campus and then discover a parking space.

Marriage is the most advanced form of warfare in the modern world.

Septimus has been working too hard" - that was all she could say to her own mother. To love makes one solitary, she thought.

Lead me, follow me, or get the hell out of my way.

You need to be my wife to win with me.

I may not know who I am, but I know where I am from.

Sometimes great things are best to unleash.

When I was younger, I was kind of fearless. I think it takes more courage to do things when you know more. I was completely naive, and I was like, 'Why can't I do anything I want to do?'

False Hustle = cheap fouls, lunging, reaching, etc.

Pray always for all the learned, the oblique, the delicate. Let them not be quite forgotten at the throne of God when the simple come into their kingdom.

When you ascend the hill of prosperity, may you not meet a friend.

An easy life doesn't teach us anything. In the end it's the learning that matters: what we've learned and how we've grown