I like the Stooges. You know what movie I saw that I sort of discovered late was Jerry Lewis in 'The Nutty Professor'. I really liked that.

They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever.

I went to a Catholic high school and it seemed like every time I drew something for a class project, it either got thrown away by the teacher or something.

I often feel that my life, much like my shows, will end on a cliffhanger.

When you work for other people you'll find ... that they do know what's best for them, and for the company. And you should listen to them and be respectful, but they don't know what's best for you.

Who is Mike Judge? Let me think. The only way I could possibly answer that question would be in a nonverbal fashion. I think I could do an interpretive dance that would answer that question for you.

It was really weird, when this thing started, to hear lawyers and MTV people calling me and actually saying 'ButtHead.' People tried to avoid it too.

I've seen a lot of pairs of guys that have been hanging out together way too long-until they're laughing all the time.

They say it figures MTV would do such a vulgar, awful, horrible show and they completely miss that it's satirizing the people who watch MTV.

Why should every single character be an honor student who goes around helping others and never doing anything wrong? Is that like the rule or something?

I think I'm optimistic, yeah, especially in real life, but I think it's funny to be pessimistic.

Feel the joy of life when you cry, when you smile, love or feel shy.

To hold as 't were the mirror up to nature.

Kathy Bates is sexy. It's partly because of her talent, but she's got a great face, and a great laugh.

You’ve traveled this far on the back of every mistake.

Count the day won, when the earth, turning on its axis, imposes no additional taxes

Some say they see poetry in my paintings; I see only science.

No man can lose what he never had.

I'm obviously not going to give you everything about my whole life, but as far as my personality, you see me all the time from watching the games.

And believe it or not, she has a phone and everything. She stopped using smoking signals last year.

'Winning' in Hollywood means not just power, money, and complimentary smoked-salmon pizza, but also that everyone around you fails just as you are peaking.