I like the authentic punk dance you did there. It's like a child dizzy off lemonade

Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled a blanket up so just her head's showing and gone 'Philip, look at me! I'm a stamp!'

Music's the best thing we do as humans, isn't it? Music, I mean you flail your limbs, make you move in a way you don't understand. Or it can make you weep like a sailor's wife staring at a storm.

I lived with a guy who had OCD and I used to put Rice Krispies in his slippers before I went out. He went mental, but not before he counted them all.

Are you recycling? Are you!? You just killed a polar bear! YOU!

Kids did really well in their A levels, how do we respond? 'A Levels are getting easier, in my day you had to do fifty questions in a minute, if you got one wrong, they killed your dad!

Inner child, what do you suggest? 'I WANT A TREEHOUSE!' Anything else to add? 'FARTY NOISE UNDER THE ARM!'

The last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net.

'Come back here, I'm a police officer!' and I shouted back 'No you're not! You're a monster!'

I've never said flange to a monkey!

When you're three, you're into custard, and jumping.

Do not seek to rule any man other than yourself.

No one plants rosebushes for the thorns.

To be alive spiritually man must have union with God and must be conscious of it. Apart from this union his religious life will be an empty drudgery, a mere imitation of true spirituality.

Danger is the very basis of superstition. It produces a searching after help supernaturally when human means are no longer supposed to be available.

I don't know why you're talking about Sweden. They're the neutral one. They don't have an army.

Forgiveness is not about the other person or what they did. Forgiveness is for YOU and about YOU.

Kids are our future, and we hope baseball has given them some idea of what it is to live together and how we can get along, whether you be black or white.

My head was spinning, I had never seen blood. Four years old, this don't feel like love.

You can't conserve what you haven't got.

it ain't no sin, to take off your skin and dance around in your bones