I like the comedians that go into detail and tell longer stories.

A lot of my humor centers on the act of telling jokes and I think this can prevent certain audiences from suspending their feeling of disbelief. It might piss a few people off, but I can't help it.

I'm not sure why I like cats so much. I mean, they're really cute obviously. They are both wild and domestic at the same time.

Love is such a confusing word. You think I'm joking but I'm not.

I think narcissists are endlessly watchable. The way they view the world and the way they interact within the world.

In real life, comedians aren't funny.

I knew that if I was going to write a book, I was going to have to read one, too.

I tend to a lot of improvisational ranting, and that's fun. For me, stand-up has been, performance-wise, a really good outlet.

I like doing all different types of comedy - stand-up, sketch, movies, TV. I like to try everything.

Cats are unpredictable because they're wild and domestic at the same time. Watching a cat's behavior is like a small window into the wild.

Maybe in 10 years,I'll only be doing "classical" comedy. Or crashing my car into trees.

Grateful thanks to good friends, who lifted us, when we fall.

I was raised to pretend.

After writing each novel, I would spend days poring over suggestions from my editor.

Everyone is introduced to the Peter Pan story when they're very young. This story is part of everyone's life.

It's interesting to be an adult and to have that level of ignorance about something, because the nice part about is you get that discovery. The learning curve is so rich and steep.

Every photograph is a battle of form versus content.

Just once, she'd like to be the exciting one, the girl somebody wanted.

If a little dreaming is dangerous, the cure for it is not to dream less but to dream more, to dream all the time.

Things you grew up watching, they just stay with you. They form what you like to do.

I am sick of this way of life. The weariness and sadness of old age make it intolerable. I have walked with death in hand, and death's own hand is warmer than my own. I don't wish to live any longer.