I like the idea of democracy. You have to have someone everyone distrusts.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

Life is not measured by its length but by its contents.

Success is not only in the hand

To lead, you must touch men's hearts.

A lot of directors prefer the solitude of the editing process, but I revel in the craziness of what a film set is.

If heaven had a height, you would be that tall

My diet is usually pretty consistent whether I'm training for a specific fight or not. I don't like to mess too much with it.

A generous heart, kind speech, & a life of service & compassion are the things which renew humanity.

Your ability to communicate to your young people will determine your success.

Beans are a real go-to for me.

At Home in the World is the story of a young woman, raised in some difficult circumstances, and how she survives. It tells a story of redemption, not victimhood.