I like to be left alone when I'm not working.

Theatre sports is the best improv training period

Cancelled isn't a bad word because it happens everyday.

I'm an actor first and foremost, who happens to do improv. I've also done sitcoms, I've done stage.

I'm just happy that a couple folks still know my name, and that I'm still able to sell out venues when I perform live.

I was teased horribly as a child and beaten up a lot.

I didn't know that I could do a talk show. I didn't know that we could bring variety to daytime. I didn't know that people wanted to see singing, and dancing and comedy in the morning.

I always thought that common sense would prevail. But on a game show, there is no common sense.

I love Saturday morning cartoons. What do you like to do on a Saturday morning?

Work is the thing that happens around the game time.

I want the single player experience.

In our imaginations we believe that love is apart from us. Actually there is nothing but love, once we are ready to accept it. When you truly find love, you find yourself

You know, Scooter's going to do the first separation burn; I'm going to do the second separation burn.

You can only be lucky if you have a place to record.

Show me a husband who keeps his thoughts to himself, and I will show you a frustrated wife.

We are free, but no to be evil

You know, frankly speaking, money just doesn't figure largely in my world view.

There is a good reason they call these ceremonies 'commencement exercises'. Graduation is not the end; it's the beginning.

My men have sometimes failed to take a position, but to defend one, never!

Seeing things a human shouldn't have to see makes us human.

We are like icebergs in the ocean: one-eighth part consciousness and the rest submerged beneath the surface of articulate apprehension.