I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.

Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

And I can see Russia from my house.

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool.

I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.'

Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.

I had my hair in a ponytail and looked my trademark exhausted.

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

People certainly will love what you write, when you represent them in your words.

Like it or not, the world evolves, priorities change and so do you.

Our environment is too important to neglect and it's time for the federal government to focus on real solutions and live up to their promises.

I don't hire anybody not brighter than I am. If they're not brighter than I am, I don't need them.

No one can be perfectly happy till all are happy.

Accurately recalling an entire day of fishing is like trying to push smoke back down a chimney, so you settle on these specific moments.

Health care, it's going to be political. It's going to be, let's say, the confluence of the politics and the messy implementation.

I've never been disbarred, committed or convicted of moral turpitude, and the only time I was arrested, it was a case of mistaken identity...I didn't know the guy I hit was a cop.

The negotiations must address all aspects, both peace and withdrawal.