I like to do 'Garfield Mondays': lasagna and napping in a box.

I think any man over 250 pounds rollerblading is instant hilarity. There's nothing funnier than a giant, grown man rollerblading.

I don't have any delusions. I don't think I would make it through Navy SEAL training.

If you wait for things to be perfect you'll just miss out on life.

As an actor it's always easier to shave or cut your hair for a role, but it's hard to put fake hair on or grow hair for a role.

Being in good physical shape is the best way to combat depression. You just have endorphins running around your body. It is the best anti-depressive that there is.

Just be comfortable with who you are.

It's really nice to have someone who's intelligent and articulate to talk to about what you're doing, because it's a big part of who we are.

I have a lot of plants and fish and a pet lizard and Venus flytraps. I have a whole ecosystem in my room, like a running waterfall and different lights and sensors set on digital timers.

You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It's like a sauce!

I have some weird habits. For instance, I love beets. Show me a salad bar and I will clean them out of their beets.

Peace be to this house.

I mean, before this, I would have said playing Bill Gates, because I'm playing someone obviously who is alive and is the richest man in the world. That was a heavy responsibility.

I've been in training for stardom.

Rebels and non-conformists are often the pioneers and designers of change.

It's fair to characterise me as competitive and determined, but anyone who works with me will attest to the fact I believe very strongly in the notion of servant leadership.

The experience has to be formulated in order to be communicated.

I don't write songs in order to stick it to my exes. I don't release underground dis tracks.

Pioneering basically amounts to finding new and more horrible ways to die

My desk, most loyal friend thank you. You've been with me on every road I've taken. My scar and my protection.

Two may talk and one may hear, but three cannot take part in a conversation of the most sincere and searching sort.