I like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie less convincingly than they do in briefings and books.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

Poetry = Anger x Imagination

Lack of ornamentation is a sign of spiritual strength.

I have a special gift, and I go out and use it. I don't think you can hide it. I'm just confident in myself-always have been.

It is a dark, dark world. If you're going to be in a dark world, I can't think of any better one to be in. I still think I'm very lucky to be in it.

My heart is, and always will be, yours.

Prog rock, with a little good taste, is ok. I tried to bring some of it into this century, I guess.

Conversion is not implanting eyes, for they exist already; but giving them a right direction, which they have not

Language is not a handmaiden to perception; it is perception; it gives shape to what would otherwise be inert and dead.

Play cannot be defined, because in play all definitions slither, dance, combine, break apart, and recombine.

The public is anold woman.Let her maunderand mumble.