I like to do things that are shocking or challenging for the sake of comedy.

I don't believe in pick-up lines because I've always been very comfortable in my own skin.

I don't take myself too seriously. I think that's something so many actors and people in general tend to do.

The thing about a pick-up line is, even if it works, then what? I just figure you unapologetically be yourself, and if it works, cool.

I always separate myself from reviews, but tweets and Instagram comments, they go directly to my phone. It's hard to keep up.

You definitely have to be focused at certain times in your life and in your career, but at the end of the day, there's only so much you can do. Then you just have to chock it up to fate.

I do like to dress up and look nice, and I'm inspired by people who do the same - people who express themselves through how they dress.

I want longevity. I don't want to be a flash in the pan. I want to continue to do good work and projects that inspire me, and if I can have fun while doing it, that's the dream.

I cannot sing karaoke because it's hard and weird. If I actually tried to sing, I would probably sound good, and I think that's weird and not fun.

I do come from a theater background, where the playwright is optimal and king and you have to serve the playwright. So I am, of course, a huge fan of scripted everything.

I have never read a review for anything I have ever done, be it for theater or movies, just because. I am really good about that. And YouTube comments. People will hide behind that.

I want to see how far I can go and how good I can be, whether it's in the classroom or on the football field.

There are no shortcuts to good golf. The better players realize this.

If the prodigal quits life in debt to others, the miser quits it still deeper in debt to himself.

IN April 1882 my father died; and I was at once whirled out of my land of dreams into a very different sphere.

It gets harder all the time, Bev Shaw once said. Harder, yet easier. One gets used to things getting harder; one ceases to be surprised that what used to be hard as hard can be grows harder yet.

Just write a little bit every day. Even if it's for only half an hour — write, write, write.

My job is to score goals.

It's easy to be smart when you are parodying smart people.

Capitalism is about producing a better product at a better price. As individuals, we have to keep producing better products at a better price, also, or we're obsolete.

Education must remove hatred between the pilgrims on the various roads to God. There is only one God, one Goal, one Law, one Truth, one Religion and one Reason.