[I like to] engage with funny people, or weird people, or, you know, kind of off people. [Whereas when I meet] anybody who's ... normal ... I'm not curious, I'm not interested.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

I choose to live in peace today. I choose to get lost in my inner beauty today.

We know you're strong, but accepting help is its own kind of strength.

I never wanted to regret the kisses I missed.

Learning what you don't want is how you know what you do want.

Of course, I'm not allowed to talk about the script, but I can say it is a really good story.

[Salomaybe] is my presentation, my vision of the world. Not so much to satisfy the audience at large.

The truth is that our democracy is a work in progress. We are all its founders. We are all learning that we are linked and not ranked.

To feel grateful is one of the most important experiences we need as humans. When we feel it, there is an acceptance of everything in our life.

The minimum we should hope for with any display technology is that it should do no harm.

I welcome viagogo's fresh approach to the entertainment industry and I look forward to helping them build more innovative partnerships in the future.