I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit .

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Are the dead as lonesome as the living?

You must have love as the core it takes courage to be willing to constantly tell the truth to each other and risk letting the relationship go.

I love love, and I love life. I love. I just love. It's just great. It's the most enduring element we have is love.

What's vice today may be virtue, tomorrow.

Optimism can be prescribed and applied as a medicine, and is a remedy in proportion to its purity and the wisdom displayed in its use.

You know, people come to therapy really for a blessing. Not so much to fix what's broken, but to get what's broken blessed.

You have a great God who loves you and cares about you. Be full of hope that something good can happen to you. God is a master at new beginnings. He loves fresh beginnings, He makes all things new.

I'm not competing with anyone, or begging someone to love me. I feel like I'm loved and I deserve to be where I am.

I first heard of [Orfeo Angelucci] from Giuseppe Conti who gave me some books by him.

We are weak little Davids. But we are stronger than the Goliath of atheism, because God is on our side. The truth belongs to us.