I like to give the actors freedom to take what we have on the page and improve on it. And they do that quite a bit.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

Life Sucks,get a helmet

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect all these strangers."

When it's all said and done, I hope to die with a smile on my face.

My first vision of earth was water veiled. I am of the race of men and women who see all things through this curtain of sea and my eyes are the color of water.

Handsome, thin, sophisticated men often fall madly in love with larger women, we just never see it on TV.

Opinions only carry weight in the second or third person.

Jesus did not heal the sick in order to coax them to be Christians. He healed because it was His nature to heal.

You cannot change what you refuse to confront.

To be stupid, and selfish, and to have good health are the three requirements for happiness.

Along the borders to Ethiopia and Somalia, anarchy reigns, the police and military have retreated quite some distance.

Being in Hollywood and having a love for Christ, is hard.