I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Real courage is being kind again, after you've felt that your kindness was thrown in your face. To risk it once more, or even twice more takes a special strength.

The rest of us need you to act, because if you don't, you're robbing yourself, your peers, your family, your organization, and the world of a contribution that only you can make.

In order to achieve massive success, you must learn to drastically decrease your talking, and continuously increase your actions.

People don't realize how much they are in the grip of ideas. We live among ideas much more than we live in nature.

I think the greatest legacy of the 1960s was the general feeling that not only can you fight the powers that be, but you can win.

Laugh loud, and laugh often. It’ll keep you happy, keep you healthy, and keep your attitude headed in a positive direction.

No man could look upon another as his enemy, unless he first became his own enemy.

What is bad painting? Picabia made some deliberately bad paintings, but they were by him, so great in a way.

But because we've all been readers, we know what the experience is like, and we hope that what certain writers have given to us, we will give to someone.