I like to help poor people who got no chance. If rich people don't, who will? Not other poor people, that's for sure.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

The older I get, the faster I was.

I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.

Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don't have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn't take your life that serious.

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

If you see me doing a new stand-up special, it probably means I've been out of work for a while.

A powerful truth is that if we love the Lord, love His Word, love His people, and love one another, we won't want to gossip.

Making movies is my profession. I like doing it a lot.

It's just a reality of the business model. People are outsourcing a lot more, and China has established a pretty good infrastructure.

I asked a man in prison once how he happened to be there and he said he had stolen a pair of shoes. I told him if he had stolen a railroad he would be a United States Senator.

A soldier's longing to talk about his experiences of battle is a wound that never heals.

There is an old saying, "How did you go bankrupt?" And the answer is, "Gradually, and then suddenly." The impending fiscal crisis in the United States will make its appearance in the same way.

Even amidst fierce flames the golden lotus can be planted.

We tolerate shapes in human beings that would horrify us if we saw them in a horse.