I like to not care that much about criticism, but I do care about it.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

Departure from the literal aspect, rather than mechanical exactness, is the code of the true artist. However, departures are the result of studied intent rather than inability.

Everything that is ponderous, vicious and pompously clumsy, all long-winded and wearying kinds of style, are developed in great variety among Germans.

A bad memory is the mother of invention.

I think it talks about the fact that there are black people in the world who have tremendous amount of talents and have no channel through which they can those talents.

The cat sat on the mat is not a story. The cat sat on the other cat’s mat is a story.

I also want to encourage anybody who was affected by Hurricane Corina to make sure their children are in school.

We have successfully achieved the target of building toilets in schools.

The best marketing strategy is to destroy your industry before your competition does.

You can not escape a prison if you do not know you're in one.

Of all the fair resort of gentlemen That every day with parle encounter me, In thy opinion which is worthiest love?