I like to read the bible in public places where people are watching me read it. And I like to mumur out to myself: 'Bullshit!'

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

I have always enjoyed my solitude. It gives me time to think and to write.

They ran to the museums for paintings. I ran to the roof for sunsets

I am sure that there is many a young man who would think it a great honor to exchange his name for yours.

I want to do something that people can really say, 'Hey, man, that was good, I'm proud of you, I'm proud of that.' 'Pride' and 'Transformers' and things like that.

My children were all made from paper and printer's ink.

The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are 'age appropriate.' For me that would be a shroud.

Dream strange things and make them look like truth.

In so far as we think, we are the all-one being that pervades everything.

Peace without energy may be only stagnation; and energy without peace may be but a form of panic.