I like to relish words and sentences, and phraseology, and there's not much facility for that [playing Maigret].

To Be Successful You Don't Need Beautiful Face And Heroic Body, What You Need is Skillful Mind And Ability To Perform

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

The older you get, the more you realise how happenstance... has helped to determine your path through life.

But I always feel that whatever I do, I could do better. I suppose it is perfectionism.

I want to express myself in a different way. I have a performing inclination.

I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I'm in the company of good friends, but I'm not a jokesmith. I tend to be quite serious.

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

Art is something that nobody laughs at and nobody makes any money out of is the attitude, which I would dispute.

The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd!

Cannot put a finger on what precedes the other, bachelor/spinsterhood or self-obsession.

Make yourself an honest man, and then you may be sure that there is one less scoundrel in the world.

Red lipstick has been my beauty staple for years. I show up to Pilates or yoga at 8 A.M. wearing my red lipstick.

Most bands are commercial enterprises. But I'm not in one of those bands.

If you give a good idea to a mediocre group, they'll screw it up. If you give a mediocre idea to a good group, they'll fix it. Or they'll throw it away and come up with something else.

Condoms will break, but I can assure you that vows of abstinence will break more easily than condoms.

Having a mate has given me that feeling of safety.

What are you laughing at? You are laughing at yourself.

A day in the life of Ronnie Coleman mainly consists of eating, training or sleeping.

Sometimes I say stuff to relate to people. It just really depends, because you don't have to be one type of artist and talk about one thing.