I like to take things that are boring-but-important and try to make them interesting. That was definitely what I was after with Eat The Rich.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair.

Empathy is easier than anger, in the long-run.

The pursuit of dreams comes with a cost.

When you decide to follow a certain path, you should follow it to the end and not be diverted from it for personal reasons.

If a poet would work politically, he must give himself up to a party; and so soon as he does that, he is lost as a poet.

Violence is the quest for identity. When identity disappears with technological innovation, violence is the natural recourse.

You never know who you will meet along life's journey. You have to be open to risks, but calculated risks, open to winning.

The West is concentration of the mind: the East is meditation of the mind. The West is thinking: the East is non-thinking. The West is mind: the East is no-mind.

There's nothing like playing. You can coach and you can be around the game, but there is nothing like playing. It's just so much fun.

My grief lies onward, and my joy behind.