I like to think of myself as a 'live life to its fullest' type of guy.

I have a theory... Theatre actors are better at auditions than film actors.

The Internet is great for things, like finding the answers to things you pretended to know or stalking people.

The sedentary life...is the real sin against the holy spirit.

Cornered mothers pray for strange things.

For my part I travel not to go anywhere but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move.

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition.

Like a brain surgeon who drinks a martini when he's not on call, the successful kids in your school may smoke pot on occasion, but they are not stoners.

I deserve passion," she said. "I deserve to be loved- in every way. I deserve a man who'll give his whole heart, not the part he isn't using at the moment.

The one thing that reconciles me to the fact of being a woman is the reflection that it delivers me from the necessity of being married to one.

The urge for destruction is also a creative urge!

Our local department store had two Santas - one for regular kids and one for kids who wanted ten toys or less.

Drawing is still the bottom line.