I like to try anything... You have to do the experiments to find out what the formulas are.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

All human endeavors are the achievements of the little specks of jelly in your head.

The privilege is not writing a novel, it's to have someone read it. When you look at it that way, you realize the responsibility you have to put your very best on the page.

. . . it is a glory and a privilege to love what Death doesn't touch.

When fate's got it in for you there's no limit to what you may have to put up with.

The job of dictator is now a high-risk job.

Wealth comes from knowing what others do not know.

Love is the easiest and most effective way to begin our search for self-realization.

You can’t have peace without a war.

Activism is not a journey to the corner store. It is a plunge into the unknown. The future is always dark.

I was always an independent, even when I had partners.