I like to write when I feel spiteful; it's like having a good sneeze.

Let me be candid, my party is full of racists

Let's go to Valhalla with the sun on our faces.

All artists are constantly looking for something and they don't always know what.

This is my genre...the happiness, tragedies, and the sorrows of mankind as realized in the teeming black ghetto.

And it is not necessary to have great things to do. I turn my little omelette in the pan for the love of God.

If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.

I would describe my work as expressionist. The expressionist point of view is stressing your own feelings about something.

To worship God in truth is to recognize Him for being who He is, and to recognize ourselves for what we are.

If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on.

We ought not to be weary of doing little things for the love of God, who regards not the greatness of the work, but the love with which it is performed.

I’d like to THANK the genius who saw a bunch of cherries and thought....HEY!! If I dry out a bunch of those berry seeds, call them “BEANS”, smash them and add hot water, it will be AWESOME!!!!

If you can't laugh at yourself, don't worry others will…!

Our democracy if self-cleansing. If you don't like it, be a candidate, or support a candidate.

As you kind of get over the anxiety about [science and evolution], it actually adds to your sense of awe about this amazing universe that we live in, it doesn't subtract from it at all.

I want to make it so that so many things happen... that you didn't expect would happen in this series, that you realize that you have to read every one of them.

Devotion is the realization that wealth, education and power are God given gifts and not the endowments of fate.

As you find your soul-reservoir of peace, less and less controversy will be able to afflict your life.

Liberty is a word which, according as it is used, comprehends the most good and the most evil of any in the world.

There is a limbo of the lost through which American males of a certain age and status almost inevitably must pass these days.

I will save the singing for my shower.