I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital.

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.

I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.

The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.

A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.

Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.

What we do not confront, we inhabit.What we do not reject, we accept.What we do not fight, we become.

Change the value system of the people you are ministering to

If what you create seems to turn out much stranger than who you are as a person, it's probably because your heart is talking.

Not to expose your true feelings to an adult seems to be instinctive from the age of seven or eight onwards.

We felt as though we had a responsibility to do something about it. So, we did.

Cereal when high is always a great option. I don't even have cereal for that reason.

I'll be ready. I'm not sure for what exactly. But maybe that's what being ready really means.

What good did it do to light the world on fire if she had to watch the glow alone?

What I've learned from myself is that I don't have to be anybody else. Myself is good enough.

Fish sticks and beef stew that millions of children love to hate.