I like what you've done to your face," Ben said, tapping his eye.

Some people are like Slinkies.They aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs.

Evil must always be fought.

My will broke at the sound of his voice, and my head turned with as much inevitability as a sunflower turning its face to the sun.

A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn't mean in winter.

The only certainty life contains is death.

It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.

When life doesn't meet your expectations, it was important to take it with grace.

If it looks like a hallway, feels like a hallway, and acts like a hallway—is it important to figure out that it isn’t a hallway?

Usually the people I do know are sufficient to spawn any number of nightmares without inventing any.

Anger is stupid, and stupidity will kill you more surely than your opponent's blade.

I have a huge ego - I know that. Do I worry about it? No, I think it's cool. I have a lot of fun.

Faith can move mountains; true: mountains of stupidity.

God is good and I am always loved.

We've come under the influence of television, where in all honesty we can follow a show that could just get cancelled midway through the season and the entire plotline never resolves itself.

Elizabeth Taylor was never told what to wear or paid to carry a certain handbag.

Barack Obama has exhibited sympathy, if not for the terrorists, then certainly for the Islamic supremacists.

I say after eight years of this Administration we have just as much unemployment as when we started. … And an enormous debt to boot!

You end up making a home in every place you're at, in a small way. In any way you can find a kind of mindfulness.

My dear hands. Farewell, my poor hands.

The long-continued and useful public service and eminent purity of character of the deceased ex-President will be remembered.