I like when something makes you think after you stop watching.

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!

When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.

If it smells like fish its a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone.

Little Boy Blue... he needed the money!

I always just loved women, but more important than loving women, more important than sexual stuff, is I always believed in romance.

I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.

I'll always push myself because that's the journey of life. We do go through things. Some of it's incredibly great and some of it's really bad.

Even as a stage performer, I have my garb which is leather jackets and black jeans to make me feel a certain way. The wardrobe is really important to feeling the character you're playing.

I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's my way of saying what's going on in the world. How people are animals, really.

If Lady Gaga didn't put on all those outfits, she probably wouldn't have made it in show business. She put a show behind her voice.

Language lives in the mind, moves around with the tongue and gets its meaning in action!

was there a store somewhere full of unwanted secrets?

Eddie Murphy is to comedians what Nicki Minaj is to Spanx.

What I hated most was seeing those priests and brothers getting so much pleasure out of inflicting pain. I wondered what was wrong with them.

I don't like to have the federal government start pushing its weight deeper and deeper into our schools. Let the states and localities do that.

God is always working through you; the important thing is to become conscious and co-operate.

Joy is a sustained sense of well-being and internal peace - a connection to what matters.

Since he saved me from the attack, I have associated his smell with safety, so as long as I focus on it, I feel safe now.

I usually learn more from the situations I hate than the ones I love.

The time of universal peace is near. Prove this a prosp'rous day, the three-nooked world Shall bear the olive freely.