I liked money more than going to school.

These are the people who are going to see the pictures in my museum.

If the picture speaks to me, if it tells me something about myself, then I want it. Then I have to have it.

How do you crush spirit? You take out all the good.

It is not love that transforms the world, but pity.

Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.

So this is happiness, that journeyman.

The process of living seems to consist in coming to realize truths so ancient and simple that, if stated, they sound like barren platitudes.

Everything we see is an illusion. Even our perceptions of truth are illusory, illusory in the sense they're not complete.

She laughed when there was no joke. She danced when there was no music. She had no friends, yet she was the friendliest person in school.

Its hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with

When I was done traveling, I returned convinced of one thing: we're nothing.

How long a book tends to illustrate depends on the book. The Awful Aunty took me 10 days.