I liked playing Morph in Mash and Peas and doing Phil Daniels in the Blur Rock Profile was a giggle too.

I remember going to my school careers advisor and asked about jobs that required scuba divers. It was a phase.

I wear so many disguises on the show that only a real comedy fan might spot me.

I just want to keep creating stuff, work regularly and learn how to use a computer properly.

Misery loves good company, so if you are surrounded with drama, gossip and fools you may want to consider that you are presently at risk of becoming one of them.

Imagination took the reins and Reason slow-paced though surefooted was unequal to a race with so eccentric and flighty a companion.

Strangely enough, this is the past that somebody in the future is longing to go back to.

There may be some changes in building codes, but I don't see any stylistic departure that you'll be able to attribute to Sept. 11.

writing is how I understand everything that happens. Writing is the only way I know to move on.

The starship Enterprise was a metaphor starship Earth, and the vision was that the strength of this starship lay in its diversity.

Everyone knows you can't see death cooties. Take my word for it, that couch has the biggest, fattest death cooties that ever existed. That couch has the mother of all death cooties. – Lula

Do you know what is more hard to bear than the reverses of fortune? It is the baseness, the hideous ingratitude, of man.

Some wounds grow worse beneath the surgeon's hand; Better that they were not touched at all.

I swore that I wouldn't be one of those parents who leaves a Bugaboo pram parked in the communal entry hall. Well guess what, ours is there right now.